Top ten reasons I want to Marry Michelle Obama

1. I want someone who believes in me the way she believes in her husband

2. We obviously have a lot in common since I believe in Barack almost as much as her.

3. I want my wife to still look good after 40

4. She sounds like she's the most articulate woman in the world.

5. I wouldn't have to worry about my daughter being a stripper.

6. I'd get to hang with Barack when he came to visit the girls.

7. I don't really need that many reasons. It's still 6 more than I can think of for marrying anyone else.